A few cryptic hellos to say today -

To Dan and his erotic tales of threesomes!
To Jon thanks for the chat and you are a bloke of great integrity in my opinion
To Paul count how many times you smile today! Hey they're all idiots lol

So wappnin brothers and sisters? Not a lot really. Another bank holiday over, time marches on as it tends to do. I took a break over the weekend and did some family stuff which was nice even though it did involve driving nearly 400 miles. I swear it always rains when I am on the M25.
Speaking of rain, I daren't venture out the back garden now without full David Attenborough attire. The grass is knee high, the weeds are growing back in the borders and there is wheat growing by the pond. I can only assume some bird seed fell and germinated. I look forward to sunflowers all over the place!

There's a new working ladies only message board that's proving quite popular. You should see some of the guys who spend all day on the punting boards getting their Y fronts in a right old tangle about it. They are all indignant that we ladies should exclude them from reading about periods and sponges and what we hate about smelly clients and the phone numers of violent men and time wasting idiots. Ha ha ha ha......

God forbid we girls should have a place where we can report on bad clients and warn other girls about them, secure in the knowledge there will be no come back. Maybe the guys should have a function to do that too? Oh wait they have, the FIELD REPORT system. Doh.

I say the only men worried about such a women only resource are those with something to worry about.

Anyway Paul said yesteday I should post more about the music I am listening to and yesterday I was mostly listening to The Animals. I'll leave you with some lyrics and a photo of my visiting woodpecker as he is such a handsome chap.

Have a nice Wednesday xxxxx

Baby, do you understand me now
Sometimes I feel a little mad
But don't you know that no one alive
Can always be an angel
When things go wrong I seem to be bad
But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
Baby, sometimes I'm so carefree
With a joy that's hard to hide
And sometimes it seems that all I have do is worry
Then you're bound to see my other side
But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
If I seem edgy I want you to know
That I never mean to take it out on you
Life has it's problems and I get my share
And that's one thing I never meant to do
Because I love you
Oh, Oh baby don't you know I'm human
Have thoughts like any other one
Sometimes I find myself long regretting
Some foolish thing some little simple thing I've done
But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
Yes, I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

Hello hello hello......

A very damp Coral typing to you here. No not that kind of damp you durty lot! It's been raining on and off now for, oh I don't know a month? Feels like it. The grass is now 10 foot high in the back. Birdwatch - me and the fat greedy squirrel are at war. I'm going to grease the pole of the bird table.

Today's shennanigins saw a visit from one of my most lovely regular clients, good funtimes and a great laugh too. Wicked. And a very nervous 'newbie', hello to you if you are reading :)

Oooooh listen, Charlotte, Charlotte!! I have bought that coffee table we saw! Looks great on the rug.

And I have some smashing new photos but I think I will keep them for a while. Here's a teaser......in the meantime stay dry and pray for some sunshine! xxxxxx

What makes a bloke book an appointment with an escort and confirm then not show up? Or call? What is the mindset behind that behaviour? I mean really, what's the buzz? Charlotte had a guy book her yesterday, confirm today and not show. And surprise suprise his phone is switched off. And then she has had numerous mails from a guy wanting an outcall in a hotel this evening. Sent his room booking reference, rang today and arranged to ring with his room number when he booked in. Nothing. Now if they knew Charlotte like I know Charlotte - you really would NOT mess her around! Their loss for sure. Cos they will never get a booking with her again. Or me. Or any girl we know.

What we need is a database of timewasters numbers so we could log the number for future reference by other girls. Or is there one already?! Hmmmm......


Anyway on to lighter things. Birdwatch today saw the woodpecker looking as handsome as ever. And two goldfinches! Pecking at the millions and millions of dandelions in my grass. Well its been too wet to mow innit.

Charlotte and I done some retail therapy this morning, I feel like a proper girl I bought shoes and underwear and everything :)

Saw a lovely client this afternoon, hello 'D' if you read this.

Its now chucking it down again as it has been all week. And we are all set for hosepipe bans this summer? Maybe if the water companies fixed the faults in their pipes etc and didnt lose the size of Conniston water regularly we would be ok. I mean for god's sake, we live in a bloody wet country!

Yesterday Charlotte, Hannah and I did a photoshoot in a proper studio. The results of which will be on all our sites soon no doubt. But for now here is me and Charlotte in the shower. Enjoy!
xxxx

I've dragged myself to the PC from my sickbed. Spent yesterday in bed with a nasty little bug that gave me stomach cramps like I haven't experienced since the birth of my offspring. Honestly, it had me doing sums in my head and wondering if I could sell my story to Take a Break re. giving birth to a surprise baby.

But more likely it was the result of the Indian takeaway, chcocolate bars (Areo truffle and peanut yorkie. New versions have to be sampled)and bottle of Tequila Rose pink and creamy liqueur that Hannah and I stuffed away on Thursday night. Insert barfing icon. Anyway I feel quite weak this morning but am scared of bedsores so am being brave and getting up.

A day in bed with the telly remote and a view to the back garden proved interesting. Birdwatch saw the return of a Goldfinch, very exciting! And a greenfinch came to visit too, I haven't seen them for a while. The long tailed tits are still missing though. Oh come on, I know you are interested!

Elliot got kicked out of American idol, shame he was my favourite. And then we have the return of Big Brother. First impressions are Richard is fun, Dawn is sound and Shahbaz is an annoying twat. And we have the usual glut of vacuous, decorative twentysomethings, the most annoying of which so far is definitely Nikki. Ot Grace. Or Micky. Or Zezer. Or Chantellijade. Oh take your pick.

My head hurts, I'm going back to bed.......

So…….here it is, my new look blog. I’ve switched from my last blog home mainly cos it’s easier to post pictures here and I can use pretty background colours and such. These things matter to a girl.

It’s actually surprised me how many clients, new and old, have noticed that my journal is not on my site anymore. I didn’t realise my ramblings were that important! So here it is back again and I will endeavour to post regularly and keep it up to date and also to give you all a sneak peek at photos from my private collection. This was taken the other day just down the road from me, beautiful view across some fields.

You can catch up on old postings in my journal here:

http://www.escortblogs.net/curvycoral.htm

So it’s Thursday morning and what does the day have in store? My amigo Hannah is coming over very soon to spend a couple of days with me so that always brings a smile to my face and a tingle to my nether regions J
The day is damp but sunny and holds the promise of a pleasant spring day. Birdwatch this morning saw a couple of jackdaws, a chaffinch and the pair of robins who bully all the other birds off the bird table!

I’m sure I have more to say but I need another coffee first as its bloody early.

More later……