What makes a bloke book an appointment with an escort and confirm then not show up? Or call? What is the mindset behind that behaviour? I mean really, what's the buzz? Charlotte had a guy book her yesterday, confirm today and not show. And surprise suprise his phone is switched off. And then she has had numerous mails from a guy wanting an outcall in a hotel this evening. Sent his room booking reference, rang today and arranged to ring with his room number when he booked in. Nothing. Now if they knew Charlotte like I know Charlotte - you really would NOT mess her around! Their loss for sure. Cos they will never get a booking with her again. Or me. Or any girl we know.

What we need is a database of timewasters numbers so we could log the number for future reference by other girls. Or is there one already?! Hmmmm......


Anyway on to lighter things. Birdwatch today saw the woodpecker looking as handsome as ever. And two goldfinches! Pecking at the millions and millions of dandelions in my grass. Well its been too wet to mow innit.

Charlotte and I done some retail therapy this morning, I feel like a proper girl I bought shoes and underwear and everything :)

Saw a lovely client this afternoon, hello 'D' if you read this.

Its now chucking it down again as it has been all week. And we are all set for hosepipe bans this summer? Maybe if the water companies fixed the faults in their pipes etc and didnt lose the size of Conniston water regularly we would be ok. I mean for god's sake, we live in a bloody wet country!

Yesterday Charlotte, Hannah and I did a photoshoot in a proper studio. The results of which will be on all our sites soon no doubt. But for now here is me and Charlotte in the shower. Enjoy!
xxxx