Nicked this off another blog site. Ok, it's a very lazy way to blog but hey it's Friday, I have a lovely client coming in a wee while and there's a bottle of Pinot with our name on it.

If you can be arsed, fill it in yourself and mail it to me. Tell me who you are though!

50 Random Questions:


1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
In the bath

2. Who do you love?
Me mostly

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Not to my knowledge

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes my mobile phone

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Substitute shopping center and I went to Oxford two weeks ago

6. Where do you work?
At home, lucky lucky me

7. Do you have a car worth over 2,000?
Yes

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Yesterday

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nope

10. What song descibes your mood right now?
Sunny afternoon The Kinks

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Pinot grigio

12. What are you wearing right now?
A stripy blue sun dress

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
Car wash. Life is just too short!

14. What was the last thing you had to eat?
Coleslaw

15. Where were you last week at this time?
Coming back from Bristol with Hannah, With a hangover

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Yes I bought a polka dot top yesterday for £5 in the sales, yippee!

17. When is the last time you ran?
Ran? Did you say ran???

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
World cup final

19. What is your favorite animal?
My dog

20. Your dream vacation?
Bali

21. Last person's house you were in?
My Scandanavian girlfriend and her partner's

23. Have you been in love?
Yes yes yes!

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
My Mum

25. Do you hate someone?
Nah hate is too much like hard work, of which I am not fond. I dislike the way a couple of peple behave though.
Oh wait - I hate Fiona Phillips from GMTV

26. When was the last time you cried?
Last week when I got chucked out of a casino. God knows why!

27.What color is your shirt?
not wearing a shirt

28. Who was the last person to send you a message?
My beloved

29. Next trip you are going to take?
Toying with the idea of going camping in Dorset next week

30. Ever go to camp?
See above!

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
No I left before the exams!

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Saturday's lottery numbers?

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
D & G feminine

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
On Monday

35. Where is your best friend(s)?
One's in Reading and the other is in East London

36. What is your favorite color?
Orange

37. Do you have a tan?
Yes

38. What are you listening to right now?
The birds in the garden

39. Do you collect anything?
No and I am wary of people who do

40. What was your first concert?
I refuse to answer that on the grounds it might embarrass me

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
cant recall. I am a safe driver

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Only when it was topped with tequila and had fruit floating in it

43. What does your last text message say?
Have fun!

44. Do you like hot sauce?
Not at all

45. Last time you took a shower?
I had baths today so it would be last night

46. Do you need to do laundry?
I have done laundry today

47. What is your heritage?
Jewish/Irish/Cockney

48. Are you someone's best friend?
I hope so :)

49. What are you afraid of?
Mustard, polystyrene packing, crane flies, getting old alone erm.....

50. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?
I dont know them I simply nicked it for my own uses!

God I'm hungry. There's a leg of lamb in the oven and the smell is driving me nuts. I may have to gnaw my own arm off in a minute.

My tenosynovitis is getting much better, thanks for caring. Hence I am typing this to you all.

Spent a great day in Bristol last week with the lovely Abbie, Marie Louise and Hannah doing a party. Waves to Patrick and Michael and....the guy in the nice blue shirt. Sorry I'm bad with names lol.

There then followed an unfortunate incident in a Bristol casino involving me, my potty mouth, many double Southern Comforts, a pile of chips (gambling not fried silly!) a bottle of champagne and the manager. I would really rather not talk about it. And if you were unfortunate enough to be staying in rented apartments in Bristol that night and were woken at 5am by someone ringing the wrong buzzer trying to gain entry - I'm very very sorry.

On a lighter note, Abbie is coming to visit me on July 21st so get in quick if you want to see her, either solo or with me. What a lovely kind lady she is. Unlike some I could mention.

Song of the week is - Bananeira by Sergio Mendes featuring Mr Vegas. What a fantastic summer soundtrack! Give yourself a treat and download it.

Here's a clever acrobatic squirrel

Me xxxxxxxx