Afternoon....

I've been trying to upload some new private photos to my AW gallery as promised but the site has been playing the fool since yesterday, it's sooooo slow. But I promise I will do it by the end of the week, patience permitting :)

I'm sitting here with a glass of red and a handful of tortilla chips, got an hour or so to waste as my 1.30 cancelled. Poor me, all dressed up and no one to play with.....I might just have to surf porn! In fact.......

Bah bloody humbug today! First of all, I would ban fireworks. My poor dog has spent the last three nights behind the sofa with his tail between his legs. That's when he hasn't been running up and down the back of the sofa barking giving me earache. Mind you, there has definitely been fewer bangs than last year, have you noticed that? Maybe firework night will fade out in favour of the quaint transatlantic tradition of going round in gangs, demanding favours and throwing eggs at old peoples houses eh? Yep that's right, I'd ban halloween too.

And and and......on Saturday evening driving back from the local garage I saw my first christmas tree, displayed in some sad gits porch. On November the 3rd!!! Arrgghh.....if I were Queen I'd ban all mention of, advertising of and displays relating to, Christmas till December 1st. Three weeks is plenty enough time to think about the two days of excess that skints everyone for the complete first half of next year. Oh I'm getting old! Have you seen Grumpy Old Women on the telly? That's me that is......

But here's something you might be interested in - I'm going through the thousands of photographs I have on my PC of me in varying states of undress. I thought I would upload some of the less salicious ones to my Adultwork private gallery. What do you mean, you want the salicious ones! Oh all right then.....I'll pick the dirtiest ones I can :) Don't forget you get the password if you make a booking with me! Oh and all through November I am doing a special one hour fee of just £130. We all have to save our pennies for the dreaded festive season innit? Tut.....

Here's one to start you off........have a lovely Monday! xx

Hey didn't I tell you I was really bad at keeping a blog going? Can't believe the last one was in September though! Oooh hang on the toast has just popped.......

Lovely, Hovis wholemeal with real butter, mmmm. Anyway, what to blog about today? I'm going to start exchanging blog links with a few other good time gals I know and am starting today with the gorgeous Penny of Horsham. So have a peek at that when you get a chance, she's a lovely lady. What else??........

Oh yeah, I had a somewhat major emergency with my beloved pooch last week. I'd given him a ham bone as a treat and it gave him a bowel blockage, poor thing. He had such major constipation that he also developed colitis and was really quite poorly. I was so worried about him, the little fella is the light of my life and such a cheery companion to me. It was horrid to see him just laying in his bed with no energy, looking up at me with those puppy eyes imploring me help him. Anyway, a rectal push of supercanine strenth accompanied by childbirth type encouraging cheers from me, saw the offending piece of poo finally expelled after 3 painful days. A course of antibiotics has got him right back on the road to recovery, though is he a bit skinny now! Oh and I bet that story about dog bowel movements has you got reet horny now innit?! Ha ha.....

This little gem cracked me up this week.....hope you enjoy it too. Mwah!