Today I will teach you the Jack Russell Terrier Property Laws:

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be your's in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

Ok I can take the comments no more. I will make a blog entry :)

Sorry to all who have missed my ramblings. I'm sure your lives have been unfulfilled without them *coughs*

Had a lovely tour to London where Charlotte and I caught up with an old friend and client. Mucho wino and a nice Italian meal. Oh god don't make me think about pasta......with creamy sauces......and garlic bread! I'm cutting out the carbs for a wee while you see. It's hard I tell you! Chocolate and desserts etc I can do without but no bread??? No pasta????? But they make your blood sugar go up and down all day you see, v. bad. Insulin levels etc. Have to have low GI stuff. Have to cut the BAD carbs. Feel am slipping into Bridget Jones speak....

And...and....NO ALCOHOL. Don't even speak to me, I'm in a bad mood. Reminds me of a great signature I saw on someone's profile somewhere, a Robert Mitchum quote:

"I can't understand people that don't drink. Fancy waking up every day knowing that's the best you're gonna feel all day"

Huh!

Can't type anymore......feel weak.....send search party.....