First of all, belated Rosh Hashanah to all Jewish readers and I hope Ramadan is going well for those of the Islamic faith.

A strange old week last week.

For the first time ever in almost 4 years of doing this job I called a halt to an appointment. Asked him to leave. Let me tell you it's not an easy thing to do at all. I've had guys visit me whose numbers are now stored in my phone as 'dont see again 1/2/3/4 etc' But I've always managed to get through the booking with a smile, even though I'm thinking 'what an idiot!' And the fact they still phone me for bookings must mean I put up a pretty convincing performance! But not this time. I simply did not feel comfortable or indeed safe with the way the guy was behaving. But it wasn't easy and I felt quite bad for him afterwards (I'm a soft touch sometimes)and I personally felt like a bit of a failure. Hard to explain. But hey, my perogative in the end. I'm comfortable with the decision now, it's all good :)

Then had a booking with a porn star in the making. Waves to Mark. Nice fella but boy was he energetic. My back still hurts by the way, thanks for asking. I am FAR too old and decrepid for all those porn film position shenanigins I tell ya! Solid shagging for an hour? Deep throating? But .... what about a nice cup of tea??!! LOL

But the week ended on a very high note. Hello Jay :) What an extraordinarily sexy and nice person you are. And anyone who can identify a Zero 7 album by the first 5 notes is ok by me. Diamond geezer xxx

Oh and this week so far I have found out that snakes poo once very three weeks or so and it smells so disgusting it wakes you from your sleep. Apparently. Yes one of my guys handles more than just his own trouser snake.....

This week I'm mostly listening to The Decemberists new album and eating cheese with apples and grapes. Blame Jamie Oliver. Here's the inside of snake's mouth.

Salaam xx