Coral

Aim for the gutter - you can't miss

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Ahh told you I was bad at keeping this up! Apologies for the scant amount of postings. But things have EXPLODED recently. No not my waistline. Although come to think of it....no not really lol. I mean booking requests have risen drastically after a fairly sedate August. My poor vibrator is frazzled.

A few hellos - to Mark from today. Keep headbanging! For my lovely Steve this week - I am doing the American road trip soon :) And to a smashing new John this week - ground floor room with a level walk to the beach, that's the ticket. Not Eastbourne though! I went and booked the one on the side of a mountain. I can feel my back going now.....

A couple of new things to report, there are some quite naughty photos and video clips of me featured on a new gallery on AW, the link is HERE
Plus the gorgeous Hannah and I have decided it's been far too long since we toured London so we are finalising dates very soon, probably in early October, so if you're on my mailing list look out for that soon.

I am off to the seaside for a few days tomorrow then seeing friends for lunch in Bath on Monday, so see you next Tuesday. Didn't that used to be a playground insult?

Stay horny
Coral xx

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Hello Campers :)
A happy Thursday being had by all? I do hope so. I spent a lovely few hours this morning with 'K' which is always good fun. No please and thank you till the end though eh? Ha ha in joke.....Then this afternoon I took my courage in my hands (how DO you do that?) and timidly told the hairdresser that I'd like "just an inch off the ends and shape the fringe please" The last few times I've been to the hairdressers they have cheerfully disregarded my instructions and proceeded to give me a cut a US marine would be proud of. So I haven't been now for oooh over 18 months. But you have to cut your hair to make it grow you see. Why do men look at you all confused when you tell them that? It's a girl thing lol.
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Advanced bookings. How do you guys feel about them? I had a request yesterday for an appointment on Sept 5th and I had to say I would pencil it in and he has to call me a few days before to confirm as I have no idea what I am doing in three weeks time! I might decide to have a break at short notice as I do sometimes. I don't think he quite understood why I couldn't commit to it there and then? I simply can't work that way though I do understand diaries have to be arranged and cover stories have to be planned etc etc. I'm more a fly by the seat of your pants sort of girl really. But hey, there's a plus side you can ring me and if I'm free and at home I'll see you within the hour which a lot of indi girls won't entertain. Spontanious Liasions - great film title :)
Peace xx

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

So what do you do? Do you become cynical and suspicious? Or shrug it off as human nature? I'm talking about Hannah and I getting short changed in our fee yesterday by quite a substantial amount. It was handed over in a tight roll as he was going out the door. No we didn't get it up front. No we didn't count it. Bad, bad girls! Serves us right eh? It's supposed to be the golden rule of escorting, always get the fee up front. Well you can't take the goods back can you! And always count it in front of the gent, for both your sakes to avoid any unneccessary confusion. I hold my hands up here, I hardly ever ask for it if it's not offered right away. And after a while, well you both have other things on your minds eh? Do you know what, I like to expect the best of people, trust if you like. If you expect the best of folk the vast majority deliver their best to you, people do actually WANT to be liked and to feel great and to connect with another human on a good level. Good karma innit (oh shut up Hannah!) Sometimes, like yesterday, you are disappointed and let down by a bad egg. Such is life, and indeed business. But I'd rather go on believing that everyone I meet is a nice person than become hardened and mistrusting.

On a lighter note, I am still bird watching. Stay awake at the back there.....it's been a busy year in my garden, I've had nests and babies and a family of great spotted woodpeckers visiting, Mum, Dad and Junior. While we're at it, are you wondering why you are not woken each morning by the dawn chorus even though it's still officially summer (ha!)? It's cos bird song is almost exclusively territorial and now the breeding season is over there's no need for them to try to out-Pavarotti each other at 4am. Bless 'em. This ornithological snippet brought to you curtesy of Nescafe. And I need another. Have a great day....

Coral, out.....

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

I've finally given in to all the requests and decided to resurrect my blog, you lucky people. Now there's no need to watch paint dry or sort out your collection of toenail clippings, you can amuse yourselves and catch up with all my wrong doings on here instead! No need to ever be bored again - *coughs* I'll try to update it regularly but don't shoot me if I don't, I lose interest very easily!

So far this week has been a good one, yesterday I caught up with a guy I haven't seen for over 2 years so that was lovely. He always was one of favourite boys, I think it's his long hair that falls gently in my face when he's.....oh stop! And he has the BEST technique when he is.....hmmm lol. And then yesterday evening I had a visit from a very cute and sexy man, do you recognise yourself 'R' ?!

Soooo today. What's happening today? Well it's chucking it down and really quite chilly right now. I'm sitting here in jeans, a cardi and fluffy pink slippers, not quite summer attire is it? But I know it makes you horny baby lol. Hey it's the MILF experience! I'm off to Reading in a little while as Hannah and I have a duo booking at 5pm. Now these can go either way,if the guy is relaxed and into it it's the most fun you can have without laughing. And sometimes we all fall about laughing as well! I just love a threesome, the lady being the amuses-bouche and the gentleman the main course :) All areas covered, so to speak. But many guys are a little overwhelmed by it all. Rabbits in headlights! You have to be a certain kind of hedonistic voyeur/exhibitionist to truly enjoy group sex I guess. A lot of boys THINK they fancy it but the reality of dealing with two rampant women is scary. Especially when the two are Hannah and I, not exactly shrinking violets are we? But hey, we don't bite. At least not where it shows.....

I will tell you all about our threesome tomorrow. Names changed to protect the not-so-innocent of course! Here's a sample of what we might get up to in Hannah's bedroom later.....photo from a naughty set we did for our 2Curvy Adultwork gallery, check it out if you want to see more!

Coral out....